Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

It goes without slaying

when the perception of every action you take is predicated on your widely accepted fierceness.

Beyoncé backstage - I'm about to savagely melt this audience's face off with my voice and my body, but It goes without slaying

by Gandalf the Slay July 31, 2017

two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

low key slaying

When someone is looking rather fine rather delicious

Low key slaying-

You low key are slaying rn

by Timothy Chalamey November 24, 2022

feel like slapping a ni**a

To express feeling sad, upset or even angry; to have a bad day

- What's up bro? Feeling a little upset today, I see?
- Man, I don't wanna talk about it really.
- What's going on bro?
- Don't know man. I just feel like slapping a ni**a today.

by Qubs_J April 18, 2025

What are Nans Slaying?

The phrase primarily used by the Toronto “Mad mans” usually located in Scarborough or the ends of Waterloo. Often used during in replacement of “Hello” or “How are you doing?” Used in the beginning of a FaceTime call or just at the start of a regular conversation.

Sebby: Yo Baner what are nans slaying?

Baner: yoo we chillin fr what are nans slaying?

Sebby: coolin man

by Madmansmanzus January 8, 2026