shi-show

The act of excreting prior to taking a shower. It is the opposite of doing a show-shi.

Person 1: Dude, I just did a shi-show, I feel like a million bucks.

Person 2: You did what?

Person 1: A shi-show: I took an amazing shit and then jumped in the shower. Now I just feel light and clean!

by Dr. Quique February 28, 2009

Rachel Show

A male camel-toe. "Ridge'll show" or "Ridge will show," sounds like Rachel Show. The "Ridge," referring to the ridge of a penis bell end showing through pants or borrowed swim wear that are too tight or thin.

"These pants are too tight... I don't want a Rachel Show."

by Tyskin October 1, 2009

show respect

When a man ejaculates his load into a female vagina and then immediately proceeds to the performance of cunnilingus and slurping up his own nut.

Most commonly practiced in Asian cultures as a way of showing deference or appreciation for high-status women.

Before and after Sean had sex he was reminded by his older partner that he would be expected to show respect, and he knew he would not be able to take a 5 minute rest after climaxing. He was also asked not to touch her sagging breasts, which she was self conscious about.

by DJ Creepy July 26, 2018

Show bitch

Show bitch (or showbitching) is whereby an individual not only displays a showboating attitude, but also displays extremely whiny and feminine qualities in addition. Show bitches are incredibly annoying and often display behaviour such as humblebragging

Man, did you see how much of a show bitch Sebastien was on that conference call? The fucking guy only asks questions when the boss is on the line and showbitches non stop. Unfuckingbelievable

by BalkanAvenger September 7, 2016

Show Teeth

Fake smile. You just smile with your mouth but not with your eyes.

I know you don't really feel like going to xyz's party, but just go and show teeth because they expect you to be there.

by totanonforthis October 25, 2010

boat showing

Equivalent to to being a gong show, but much more epic.

1: "Yo guys, are we boat showing tonight?"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"

by freebirdy June 29, 2010

gong show

an out of control scene, area, sporting event. pretty much anything out of control, off the hook, etc.

the frat party was an absolute free for all. it was a total gong show

by Anonymous February 2, 2003