south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine
by Rusty Shackleford December 21, 2016
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A question you know that is best opposed to herself and a question you might automatically say out of the blue when you are talking to her; if at some point you meet a distressed traumatized female with "Carol Anne" for a first name and "Star" as a last name; who has either had an abusive or a stressful past life and is always mean, angry, defensive, panicky, and holds a bizzare negative opinion in regards to nearly everything that brings us human beings together! Things like sex, dating, pregnancy, children, babies, love, marriage, kissing, and cuddling...
It's not easy for anybody! We all got our own issues to handle and we all go through bad things but having the last name star, one would assume you'd be hella tougher coping than the rest of us. You're a star and stars are bright! How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? Use your light and step away from the darkness Carolanne Star! Otherwise you'll end up just like starlight.sl1996
by Ertten Ques October 06, 2019
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jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best
how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine
by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020
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The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.
"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."
by Doncolorpurple February 06, 2025
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knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)
I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts
by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021
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New Orleans Shine Dome

The New Orleans Shine Dome is when your are in the presence of a person with less hair than the average person has on their head for example a receding hair line or just being bald.So when your with them either a light or the sun catches their head and shines in your face which can cause a lot of discomfort.
Person one: Yo that kid over there is giving me a New Orleans Shine Dome.

Person two: Yea the light is catching his head just right. It’s so annoying!
by Englishmajor5697 March 05, 2018
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