When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016
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'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'
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To be Hip-sexual you must wear things like:
-Shirts that are slightly too big, preferably with a band or cartoon on it.
-skinny jeans, not to tight tho, but now to baggy.
-And we wear ALOT of bracellets, support bracelletes and home made bead ones.
-Shoes are a main factor in this, you must have cool shoes to obtain this style, such as Osiris's or dc's. Mainly high tops, but other kinds are just fine.
-Hair also plays a big role. Hip-sexuals have short hair, about shoulder length, mostly full of layers, with 'swoopy' bangs. and also you MUST HAVE a 'flare' in your bangs. if not YOUR DOING IT WRONG. hip-sexuals normally don't have more than two colors in there hair.
And then the Music taste:
Theres really nothin specific,
it can vary from Indie to screamo. Its really pretty much anything.
To be Hip-sexual you must wear things like:
-Shirts that are slightly too big, preferably with a band or cartoon on it.
-skinny jeans, not to tight tho, but now to baggy.
-And we wear ALOT of bracellets, support bracelletes and home made bead ones.
-Shoes are a main factor in this, you must have cool shoes to obtain this style, such as Osiris's or dc's. Mainly high tops, but other kinds are just fine.
-Hair also plays a big role. Hip-sexuals have short hair, about shoulder length, mostly full of layers, with 'swoopy' bangs. and also you MUST HAVE a 'flare' in your bangs. if not YOUR DOING IT WRONG. hip-sexuals normally don't have more than two colors in there hair.
And then the Music taste:
Theres really nothin specific,
it can vary from Indie to screamo. Its really pretty much anything.
by ColorQueer June 13, 2011
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Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}
Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}
"What's your sexual orientation and sexual cardinality?"
Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"
Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"
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