December 14th: Stubi's day

A special day for a special someone, Stubi Sitorus

Oh my God!! I can't wait to celebrate December 14th: Stubi's day with my special Stubi

by Datway35 December 8, 2024

Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

by roadkillducky February 21, 2025

st fratty's day

The college version of St. Patrick's Day celebrations/parties. It was originally started as a large-scale student party in the streets of San Luis Obispo, California by Cal Poly students.

"Do you have your borgs ready for st fratty's day?"
"This Saturday, 4 pm darty at White House for St Fratty's! You better pull up!" - random frat member

by acolleen May 7, 2025

St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

National give a gift to Julia's day

July 1st is national give someone named Julia a gift!! Make them smile and really go all out

X: hi julia
Julia: you know what day it is!!
X: national give a gift to julia's day
X: here you go!!

by Heymangetyourgameon June 30, 2022

St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

St. Valentine's Day Massucker

(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;

Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.

by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012