satan

the person reading this

kelsey is satan

by ksmity February 3, 2020

Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.

While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.

by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020

Satan

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.

Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

Satan's Milkshake

The mixture of shit and cum that comes out of a asshole.

Bro me and my girl tried anal lastnight, she made me suck up my Satan's Milkshake through a straw.

by SaltWithNoPepper May 8, 2020

Satan

fortnite players

"look at the Fortnite player"
'You mean Satan?"

by Oli2498 June 3, 2020

SalwarKameez

Salwar is 1 item Kameez is 1 item.
SalwarKameez is not a pair... Just like shirt & jeans aren't!

SalwarKameez chahiye Rubina ko

by Panic_introvert October 11, 2020

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020