Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.
Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
by The Washed Few March 08, 2019
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salt the wound

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up
yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!
by rhyma480 April 14, 2019
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salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off
I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!
by highsaltyfruits April 06, 2015
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Salt-Bridge

When two or more males ejaculate in the direction of each other at the same time. If this creates a steady line of semen than this can be referred to as a 'Salt-Bridge'. Sometimes if there is a third party who is having the bridge built on them they are called a the 'Troll of the Bridge'.
Person1: Yo, bro that was crazy party last night.
Person2: Yah, we made a salt-bridge on the counter of that nightclub and than we made another on that Greek guy.
Person1: He was a good troll of the bridge
by Bobby Herder April 27, 2021
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Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.
Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014
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Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.
"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."
by DracoCJM July 05, 2017
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salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic
Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week
by Splendidwizard1 February 13, 2018
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