Sad Story

*Can only be countered by 'Nuetral Story, ODST'*

Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.

Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.

Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.

Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!

Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

sad virgin

cat

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

by An actual fucking cat April 4, 2019

sad days

When someone says something upsetting you'll say sad days. Things that make you sad -sad days.

I can't come over - aww sad days
I miss you. I'm having sad days here!

by sexyrussianspy November 30, 2010

Sad Flex

A style of rap where the rapper brags over a sad sounding beat so you think the song is emotional but it's really just a flex.

Joe: Wow, dude. This beat is depressing.

Dan: Listen to the lyrics though, it's a sad flex.

Lil Tjay: ♪ Lil Tjay ♫

by nobroam February 5, 2020

Sad nap

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.

Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.

by westbelmarposse June 15, 2018

Sad 😞

I'm sad 😞😞😞

Emily: sad 😞

by Jelly54320 November 12, 2018

sad quotes

A sad quote is a picture of phrase used to describe feeling about yourself or other people or things most people use them to describe their feeling to others

“Hey did you see those sad quotes I sent you”

“Yeah It made me feel sad”

by Apermann December 31, 2017