Rusty Nixon

When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.

My girl was sassing me about how loud my bass is, so I gave that bitch a Rusty Nixon.

by queuedrizzlequeuedrizzle May 25, 2017

rusty knocker

Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.

"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"

by Dank Ass Nerd December 21, 2015

Rusty chain

Used anal beads

Baby, can you please clean the sheets? You left your rusty chain on the bed!

by Prince merkin November 12, 2018

rusty faucet

As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"

Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.

by Jed12345$$& May 20, 2017

Rusty iPhone

When you take someone's iPhone and shit on it , then rub it in their face.

"Dude I totally gave bartholamue a rusty iPhone"

by bartholamue April 30, 2013

Rusty cleavage

The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.

Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.

And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.

by DirkJDiggler May 21, 2021

Rusty Humper

When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.

I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.

by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022