Richard Leakey

A comical homage to the famed anthropologist of the same name,this phrase describes a man with a venereal disease causing his penis (dick aka Richard) to drip (leak) pus.

"Yo dawg....I wouldn't mess with Karen. She was seen a few times with Mike, and, Mike was seen at the free clinic, so he's most likely Richard Leakey. You don't think a 30 year-old goes to the free clinic for the sex ed class, do you? "

by WillHigh April 25, 2008

the little richard

With regards to males, the little richard (otherwise known as the 'middle-school moustache') is the thin layer of facial hair sometimes covering an adolescent boys upper lip. For females, the term is most commonly used to refer to poorly applied lip-liner.

Your 14 year old brother/sister has the little richard

by Artimus Cheeks June 20, 2007

richard craver

Another name for someone attracted to men.

Dang, that chick ain't nothing but a Richard craver!

Shut up, Richard Craver.

by Woahdude May 31, 2016

RICHARD TEAGUE

A MALTEASER HEADED GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN

THE MALTEASER HEADER PERSON PULLED A GIRL CALLED HOLLY HAMBLIN EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN, I THINK HIS NAME IS RICHARD TEAGUE

by RobsDeadNan October 28, 2016

Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.

"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.

by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011

sticky Richard

Cannabis. In particular, hashish (as it is sticky). Popularised by certain death metal bands, including Burning Skies in their song 'Sticky Richard'.

'ere mate, you got any sticky Richard?

If anyone's got a bit o' the ol' sticky Richard on 'em, come see us after the gig ;)

#Sticky Richard born and bred
In the hearts of those who want their eyes red
Play some metal, smoke some green
No weak shit in between#

by I_am_sticky_Richard July 25, 2010

Richard Gere

See Ass Clown

Oh god, I can't take any more of Richard Gere's ass clownerie.

by Dan February 22, 2004