Single and ready to Ringel 

When an individual is lonely and decides to put needs aside and fuck a stripper for 200 dollars.

Yo boys I’m single and ready to ringel, let’s go hit the club.

Single and ready to Ringel by LYAUF October 7, 2020

I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard

When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

I’m ready to crush 3rd grade by Alex wolford fan January 21, 2022

the bluetooth device is ready to pair 

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

the bluetooth device is ready to pair by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

Extemp. Reading 

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

Extemp. Reading by Mynameis? March 21, 2011

ReadMe 

Type of file that comes with a program that usually needs to be read before the program is used.

ReadMe by larstait October 30, 2003

readily 

1. promptly; quickly; easily
2. in a ready manner; willingly

1. The information is readily available.
2. He readily agreed to help us.

readily by alMa April 9, 2015

ready roll 

adverb. 1. to go to sleep in the clothes you are planning to wear the next day, so when you wake up your ready to roll out.

2. to go to sleep with the clothes you wore the night before.

I knew I would not have that much time to get dressed for work this morning, so I slept ready roll last night.

Tamara was so sleepy after the party last night, she slept ready roll.

ready roll by Jebediah Freeman February 19, 2008