Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons

Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*

by Argopanda July 22, 2020

Russel

Russel is a racist homophobic guy. He has no life and only play fortnite. He is also bery retarded he failed an open book english test three times. He is also a psychopath he likes to make fake scenarios of people dying. He’s also the type to be faked depressed and rather than solving his own problems he just hates someone else.

Russel is a dickhead

by YesssssDaddy April 2, 2022

Caisen Russell

Caisen is the most handsome man in the world. He always makes his girlfriend happy and smile and is the most caring person in the world. He is so sexy and has the best dick in the world! He will make you nut in seconds from his face. Don’t take him from his girlfriend though, she’s crazy.

Girl 1: is that Caisen Russell? He’s so sexy

Girlfriend: That’s my man b*tch, i’m gonna kill you

by his girlfriend(kalyn sweeney) September 17, 2025

Russell

Russell is a man who can never get a god roll on Falling Guillotine. Don't let his huge cock fool you, he's but a shy femboy with a round, spankable ass. He may be quiet in the sheets but if you play Deep Stone Crypt with him, motherfucker is going to be screaming like a rape victim.

"Did you hear about Russell cheating on Eric with AverageArtistNate?"-Bitches

by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 21, 2021

alex russell

a very tall and stick like annoying person

Alex russell lays on the ground like a stick.

by alex russel October 20, 2017

Russell

Russell is a very caring person he will strive to make you happy He loves to skate board and loves every one he makes a great boy friend and is atractided to people with the names naomi , Julia , joana, Ariana , and ect. he evreing thing a girl ever wants.

"I love Russell"

by russellrruurhebrgleiufgnhwpigo November 2, 2019

Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.

''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked

by Nightfella0 May 6, 2024