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half pump

apparently, a half insertion enough to not break the hymen
So you'r a virgin?
Naah, have half pumped ;)
by drunk guru January 6, 2011
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douche pump

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.
"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"
by lancaster cock-knockers February 2, 2008
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two pump

when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections

not to be confused with no pump or one pump
Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'
by millarke March 15, 2011
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fist pump

a commonly used arm motion during times of extreme techno dance parties. often complimented by a strobe light.
by DOBBY g October 15, 2009
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what is pumping

by dafman December 28, 2010
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pump juice

1.any kind of sexual or revolting liquid 2.an energy drink
1. "They only want me for my pump juice"

2. "I just got pump juice all over my face at Lake Winnebukaki"
by Dick Sunshine August 23, 2006
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Cock-pump

Kok-puhmp, v. To cock-pump is to place a pumpkin with a penis carved in it on a person's front porch.
We knew James had two young kids, so we cock-pumped him, rang the doorbell, and ran away.
by Lake City October 22, 2006
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