puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016

Puddle duck

When a girl has become that aroused that a puddle forms from the moisture between her legs.

That chick was such a puddle duck that I had to go buy a new mattress after lastnight

by Themaddestkunt September 22, 2022

Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.

"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."

by Gentlycough September 20, 2022

puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020

Neapolitan fuck puddle

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood

I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch

by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022