Puddle

A nice bowl of liquid METH

Smoking puddles my friend

Let's Smoke some puddles my friend.

by CarwynIestyn July 27, 2025

Dirty Puddle

When you finish in the girls bottom, and she farts the semen out but her poop comes with it.

Yeah Bro! She let me hit it from the back today. She ended with a dirty puddle all over my chest!

by BigDawg901 August 20, 2023

Puddle of lol

(noun) like a normal lol but this time you're laughing so hard you may fall of your seat or inhale food or fall over or walk into things etc

I laughed so hard i turned into a puddle of lol

by BoredAndBrainless June 22, 2008

puddled

When a log squishes a logger.

The log broke loose from the choker and 3 lumberjacks were puddled.

by JCA/Bremerton December 27, 2021

puddle pocket

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.

"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"

by Geechy January 28, 2009

Cunt puddle

Blood bath

puddle klart
Red sea
Axe wound

Luke hey bro you been fighting?

Barry. No why you ask?

Luke cos your coverd in blood...

Barry no there was no fighting i just motted your mum out while she was on.. it was a proper cunt puddle

Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea

by Word soup December 13, 2025

Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.

Hey, Muddy Puddles!!

by pholter February 23, 2024