by 3886 July 05, 2019
Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.
Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.
Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.
by Jennifur106 December 08, 2023
When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
by Crown of thorns November 03, 2020
by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023
To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022
A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
Hey, Muddy Puddles!!
by pholter February 24, 2024