Progressive Shonk

progressive shonk
noun progressive shonk
deriv. shonky

A musical genre based on shonk, characterized by a discordant and/or disjointed sound with instrumental and musical progressions. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.

In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.

Progressive Shonk is a evolution and refinement of Shonk with smoother and more measured beginnings providing a well-balanced transition to the disjointed and jarring feel of classic Shonk

"His progressive shonk sounds had the crowd hopping that night."

by Allison Redhead August 21, 2007

Prograsstinate

To continuously put off yard work for another time, esp. mowing the lawn.

Bob said that he will mow the lawn tomorrow in an effort to prograsstinate this painstaking work.

by TimMIHS October 5, 2010

Progit

The combination of the words "Pro" and "Legit".

That last performance was progit!

by Fluffin' Explanation January 24, 2011

progitimate

a combination of the words "pro" and "legitimate." A word used to describe something as being incredibly pro legitimate. Even better than "Progit."

Cameron is progitimate at Halo: Reach, the other day he got a 30 kill-streak in the MLG playlist!

by Cloaf July 8, 2011

prognosed

A prognosis made has come true, fulfilled.

The patient died as prognosed by the physician.

by Light Saber August 10, 2012

progressive wells

Well drinks served at a bar that become progressively more expensive as the day marches on.

Well drinks are 50 cents starting at 9 pm. Every half hour the price goes up by 25 cents. Progressive Wells.

by WhoCaresMrBean October 9, 2013

Programming the ENIAC

Used to describe a particularly daunting and tedious task, but usually one with very good outcomes. Originates as a reference to the programming of the first computer, the ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), which would take hours to program simple math functions. Programming was done with a series of switches and in binary (1s and 0s).

"Passing Ms. Smith's English class is like programming the ENIAC."

by Frank The Box Monster November 12, 2013