potsexual

potsexual is when someone is sexual attracted to all other genders execpt for male

john: hey jack

jack: hi john

John: i am potsexual

jack: i am not but are you sexualy attracted to male

john: no but i am to all other genders

by saddam hussian the second December 12, 2019

Snow possum

Snow possum is a term invented by POC (people of color).
It describes caucasian Americans who hold views that can be considered racist and harmful to the black community.
Getting offended by such a term likely means that you sympathise with them.
Generally we wouldn’t use this term against non-racist caucasian individuals.
Even if it’s really funny.
Racism is no laughing matter.

Yo snow possum, what’s it like being racist? Ahahahahaha

by George Pol February 10, 2022

Possum

Hairpiece, toupe.

Check out that possum!

by Darwood Johannson the Second March 31, 2009

Team Possum Productions

The greatest film production company ever; a company that produces great films.

Team Possum Productions make good films.

by El December 17, 2003

sky possum

invisible flying possums. Their rabies turn you invisibe.

sky possums must of bit my friend i can't find him

by sky possi king December 3, 2010

possum

Someone who is unattractive that believes they are attractive. She is playing possum, just like possum play dead when they aren't, she played attractive when she wasn't

Old females who are completely unattractive but think they are. She was playing possum with us.

by Paramo April 13, 2011

Possumming

The act of touching someone sexually whilst they are sleeping, also known as the friendly rape.

Possumming is a victimless crime, who wouldn't want to be touched up in their sleep. Derived from the behavioural patterns of the possum. This animal plays dead while predators are near. It is very similar in the act of possumming only the possum is a person and the predator is a sexual predator.

You can get Possummed which is where you play dead or asleep whilst getting touched up.

The act of possumming is usually used by the person with a higher sex drive in a relationship, or teenage boys.

Possuming is not gender specific any one can possum someone else. girl on guy, guy on girl, guy on guy, girl on girl, guy on girl on girl, girl on guy on guy, guy on guy on guy, girl on girl on girl. Possummiung doesn't discriminate between the sexes.

The Three P's of Possumming

Position - where they are to you
precision - where you are touching them
persistence - if the roll over or wake up start again or reposition.

Jack was sleeping next to his girlfriend sarah and he is horny. He decides he would like to initiate sex with his partner. She is fast asleep, Jack decides to go in for a possum. he starts touching her all over and can see she is enjoying her self she wakes up and they have sex. In the morning Sarah says to jack what did you do to me last night Jack says you got possummed and start to laugh. sarah said it was bloody brilliant can we make possumming a regular event. jack says fancy a possum tonight, sarah says yes i love possuming its brilliant. (based on a true story)

by thecomedycaptain October 29, 2012