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pooper

(1) one who poops
(2) a clever hiding place for a pencil
(3) where poop is made
(4) a stupid being
(5) the hershey highway
(6) generally, the place where your girlfriend says willy won't go
(1) my dog is such a pooper
(2) look! it's up bin laden's pooper!
(3) definition not needed
(4) you are such a pooper
(5) no, not where willy wonka lives
(6) see: some rock song we can't remember, but everyone seems to know
by Dr. Tran July 22, 2008
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Poopdick

a condition following the act of anal sex in which the pitcher's penis is partially or fully covered by the catcher's excrement Note: only when not using a raincoat
by rlpaaanrt July 23, 2010
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Pooper

When Jack and Noreen got back from their date, Noreen got very horny and gave Jack a pleasurable blow job. This made Jack very horny so he stripped Noreen's pants and thong and put his penis in her pooper for some fast and bumpy anal sex. This made Noreen's pussy more wet than it had ever been it was a long night in bed for Jack and Noreen.
by supaflybballguy July 5, 2009
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pooked

Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time
Did you hear that steve pooked after drinking so much last night at anna's party?
by DKeibs July 20, 2005
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Poopdick

Poopdick is when 2 male high school or college lacrosse, ultimate frisbee, or rugby players engage in anal sex, resulting in one of their penises being coated in fecal matter. Poopdick has been known to take place in places such as Berkeley, CA, Santa Barbara, CA, Albany, CA, Phoenix, AZ, Kansas City, MO, and Manchester, NH.
Dude, I was fuckin' this girl in the ass, and she totally sharded on my dick, man!

Ewww gross! Poopdick! Awww..... Now It's on both our dicks....
by Chadbrochill127 April 2, 2010
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poopdickweensuck

poopdickweensuck is the act of sticking your dick into someone's ass, getting poop on it, then having that same person suck on the poopy dick.
"If you poopdick before you weensuck, you're going to have a bad time."

"Did you hear that Megan gave poopdickweensuck top Gerrad?"
by Brock The Hurt September 7, 2007
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Pooned

"I pooned him last night"
by cheesylee March 29, 2010
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