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poo slick

A light film of fecal residue that floats on the surface of (or is suspended in) water, usually found in a toilet bowl after the initial flush. Sometimes seen in a clear body of water occupied by pets and small children, such as in a public swimming pool.
She needed to use the public restroom but became queasy at the sight of the poo slick in the toilet.
by DictionMaster July 25, 2009
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Techno Poo

(N) \ˈtek-nō ˈpü\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.
Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.
by Bobby-D-Light October 14, 2014
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poo plunger

To dip ones asshole with penis
Gay man: Ohh betch!! You are such a good poo plunger
by Reefa8 November 16, 2013
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Fat poo

One of the most versatile phrases known. Fat poo can be used as an insult, an exclamation of a general displeasure, an exclamation of a general joy, a compliment (similar to saying "you're the shit"), or it could even be used on its own, but only in certain circumstances. These certain circumstances are usually if you are at a friend's house and there is no conversation, you could say fat poo to break the silence. Or perhaps you could say fat poo when you don't really have a response to something.
(insult)
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.

(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!

(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!

(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo

Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!

(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao
by Nicky Big Dick September 10, 2016
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Wisdom Poo

The act of defecating so hard and fast you come to understand everything about life.
"Dude, I had a mad wisdom poo last night."
by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016
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Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!
I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.
by fulleulla February 24, 2009
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poo-cumber

Who left a poo-cumber in the toilet?
by Creedon June 12, 2007
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