poo slick

A light film of fecal residue that floats on the surface of (or is suspended in) water, usually found in a toilet bowl after the initial flush. Sometimes seen in a clear body of water occupied by pets and small children, such as in a public swimming pool.

She needed to use the public restroom but became queasy at the sight of the poo slick in the toilet.

by DictionMaster July 25, 2009

Wisdom Poo

The act of defecating so hard and fast you come to understand everything about life.

"Dude, I had a mad wisdom poo last night."

by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016

Fat poo

One of the most versatile phrases known. Fat poo can be used as an insult, an exclamation of a general displeasure, an exclamation of a general joy, a compliment (similar to saying "you're the shit"), or it could even be used on its own, but only in certain circumstances. These certain circumstances are usually if you are at a friend's house and there is no conversation, you could say fat poo to break the silence. Or perhaps you could say fat poo when you don't really have a response to something.

(insult)
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.

(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!

(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!

(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo

Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!

(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao

by Nicky Big Dick September 10, 2016

Poo stick

A penis that has been pulled out of an anus ceases to be a penis and becomes a poo stick

Oh look there she is, big bad Lisa, doing what she does best in life, chomping on a poo stick!

by Horacio Fartknocker May 9, 2021

Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!

I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.

by fulleulla February 24, 2009

poo plunger

To dip ones asshole with penis

Gay man: Ohh betch!! You are such a good poo plunger

by Reefa8 November 16, 2013

poo jam

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.

Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd

by santorini February 26, 2009