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Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.
Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
by eatthebaby September 16, 2010
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PITA

Preppy-Ivy-Trad-Americana. Refers to a style of dress.
Omg did you see his Brooks Brothers shirt and worn Sperry topsiders?? So PITA.
by Henry Sands Brooks October 14, 2010
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pitypat

-Beautiful, but they never admit it. They are very vulnerable, and they fall into peer-pressure often. Sweet, but they can be mean if provoked. Most tend to fall in love with the wrong people, and are very flirtatious. Their laughs are amazing, and they give great hugs.
pitypat.is.the.best
by cassie22 May 26, 2012
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Pinyanesq

Anyone who is super animal friendly. Going above and beyond loving animals.
That was very pinyanesq of you.
by OlyFans June 6, 2012
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pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
by markfitz June 17, 2013
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PITA

PITA is found on the cape of the person who breaths fire in San Antonio.
Both that person and anyone who does not quite conform.
A PITA is a non violent person who will practice civil disobedience in a manner that is not offensive such as breathing fire.
Protesting by entertainment such as singing in from of the police.
Pain In The Ass, just enough to make you want to get up and do something about it.
You are such a PITA, you break all the rules, the police are not sure what to do about you!
PITA, the mayor is pissed, you kept singing while he was trying to talk.
by PITA August 19, 2013
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pity sext

Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.

Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.

Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further
by A. Siren January 28, 2014
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