my pet burrito 

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

my pet burrito by Flapjacks May 11, 2006

PeTA Pet Shelter 

A trash dumpster. That members of PeTA used to "dumped" potentally adoptable puppies,dogs,cats,& kittens after killing them with a leathel injection.

Jimmy found a dead cat in a Peta Pet Shelter the other day outside at a local supermarket.

PeTA Pet Shelter by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

Chia Pet 

A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).

its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!

Chia Pet by Get the f' out already!! July 25, 2009

Horse Pet 

The act of petting someones face as if you were petting a horse's nose. Usually done to annoy the shit out of people.

Last night when i was really drunk at Boar's Head (bar in Athens, GA), I horse petted the shit out of my friends Michael and Angie. Then i horse petted some rando and he looked at me like i was retarded.

Horse Pet by Jena Q April 28, 2011

go pet the dog 

A dismissive phrase.

Response to a person saying, "I don't like your haircut!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a women saying to a man, "You never listen to me!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a man saying "What did you say?" is "Go pet the dog"

go pet the dog by Fat Turkey Tom May 12, 2011

Prep pet 

noun:

A prep pet is a person who constantly follows around the clique known as the 'preps'. They're under the impression that the intolerable mean preps aren't horrible and rude. This is because they're in their little circle of friends, and think of them so highly, that they don't see their flaws.

"You are SO a prep pet! You practically stalk them! They are NOT nice people!"

"What the fudge ever. I'm outta here."

Prep pet by lalala<33 December 15, 2009

Trum-pet 

A person who is a hardcore follower of trump, who thinks he's the best thing and can do no wrong while calling everything fake news.

Dude Dave is shuch a Trum-pet his fallows the man like he's Jesus.

Dude Dave is shuch a Trum-pet his fallows the man like he's Jesus

Trum-pet by Dr. Tit-tea February 21, 2017