Pen

Harpoon

Take this weapon forged in darkness. Some see a pen, I see a harpoon.

by GayEmoUnicorn May 3, 2018

Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

pen

dick

my pen is long and hard

by lleeoo yyeyeeyyyahhhhahaaha April 12, 2018

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

klicky klicky pen

a klicky pen is a pen that is klicky and when boy needs a pen they say give me a klicky klicky pen and they ask everyone for a klicky klicky pen

he ava can i have a klicky klicky pen pleaseeeeeeeee

by ILOVECRIS December 13, 2023

Pen sword

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.

"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"

by Seamus Bright September 16, 2022

Pen

To pen means to lookout for any person's or things that may impeded the progress of an illegal or offensive actions

I need you to pen for me while I bust this illegal u turn .look for cops

by Alexxxtasy August 24, 2022