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PARANOIS

The art of making someone paranoid and annoyed at the same time
Kensi paranois me a lot when she stalks my Facebook
by Typhoenix April 4, 2017
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Newbie Paranoia

Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.
A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
by Not Stox April 12, 2009
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Internet Paranoid

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
by HoustonH December 12, 2010
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Airplane Paranoia

When you get on an airplane and you think that anyone wearing a turban or a veil over their face is a terrorist. Which results in you being scared the entire flight and trying to avoid going near them. The effect usually wears off once you exit the plan.
Paul: When I was going to Florida I went through airplane paranoia when I saw this dude in a turban!

His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.
by ViscachaInfluenza August 28, 2012
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paranoia

When your boses tell you that everything is going to be ok... then they leave.
by DS May 18, 2004
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howdy partner

The traditional greeting of southern, conservative, gun-loving, poor, white farmers, who also think the Confederate flag is the flag of the United States.

The term is also associated with hoboes, hicks and rednecks.

Rarely is the person to whom the gretting is addressed any sort of 'partner'. Except, possibly, in the context of an incestuous relationship between the two parties.
Hick 1: Howdy partner! What y'all doin' tonight?

Hick 2: I'm gonna 'ave me some cows for dinner!

Hick 3: I'm gonna go shoot me some trespassers with ma 12-gauge! I'll bring back the meat!

Hick 1: K, howdy y'all, I best be off, ma Doris want's some hot lovin, ya know!

Hick 2: Doris yo sister or Doris yo mothar?
by Dmitri April 1, 2004
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Domestic Partnership

1. The equal relationship between two or more people of the same gender living together and practicing a homosexual lifestyle.
2. Domestic Relationship
3. Homosexual fuck buddies.
Neil Patrick Harris lives with David Burka in a Domestic Partnership.

-I just saw Katharine and Becky together at the gay bar.
-I didn't know they were together.
-They arn't! They are just Domestic Partners.

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by iknow16 March 13, 2011
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