freak parade

when you're friend calls you up at your most bored moment and informs you there are a plethora of hunnies up in his place prime for the fucking

"Yo I was sitting around playin ms. pacman and readin webster's dictionary when my friend hit me up with the 'FREAK PARADE'"

by Jay40 December 3, 2005

Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country?

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

parakeeting

the act of being cute and jumping around in a cage with face paint on your cheeks.

"What is that stripper doing? Is that a new type of dance or fetish?"
"Parakeeting, duh."

by YamadaDesigns January 5, 2012

parade rest

term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.

Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"

OR

Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"

by fister 187 August 5, 2012

Bulls On Parade

Means 'Cans on Display'. To be used when in the vicinity of cans, which are prominently on display, and you wish to point out to a mate that there are cans on display without notifying the owner of the cans.

*cans walk into room*
guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son
guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* Worrdddd!!
Owner of cans: *Oblivious look*

by Caboss November 8, 2008

Mayday Parade

A group of young homosexuals who now think that they have a right to continue making terrible music even tho their songwriter is signed with another band.

Mayday Parade sucks donkey balls.
The new Mayday Parade album is horseshit
Dude, if we dont write better songs, people will think that were mayday parade

by Chip Slickstuff November 30, 2010

paraneighbor

someone who lives across the street from oneself; parallel from house to house

My paraneighbor always bakes cookies, and I can smell them from across the street.

by Mimi August 29, 2004