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Lag Paradox

When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.
John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!

Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.
by Wolf5297 January 6, 2010
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Reeves' Paradox

The Reeves' Paradox is a term for when the following sequence of events results in operational disaster for Small and Medium-sized Enterprises (SMEs):

(1) The management of a business does not believe that it is susceptible to cyber attacks and/or that businesses is not overly reliant on technology.
(2) Following on from (1), the management of the business reject the warnings and assistance of industry experts.
(3) When the computer system of the business is attacked the management realise the false nature of their assumptions in (1) and (2).
(4) After the attack in (3) the business is crippled by lack of access to their computer systems.

Origin: the term derives its name by way of reference to two prominent actors; Keanu Reeves (star of The Matrix) and Christopher Reeve (Superman). The concept was first anecdotally referenced in a Cyber risk management conference in Australia, at which a presenter noted “SMEs that fall prey to the Reeves’ Paradox are by default always ‘inside’ the matrix but they think they aren’t. And then, when they finally realize they are, all is too late – the damage is done, and they end up paralyzed!”
Use: "given your organisation may fall prey to the Reeves' Paradox I would suggest educating your staff about the perils of the online realm"
by Adam_Minson December 6, 2018
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Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.
Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.
by please enter your username February 16, 2021
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pimpa's paradise

Referring to a woman who is extremly attractive but will also act as a slut/prostitute and is not meant to be in a relationship and will not be a relationship person
She is what i like to call pimpa's paradise. Yeah man, she's a ho.
by AnonymouslyAnonymous November 6, 2006
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Paradise

A version of the afterlife simular to heaven minus the clouds, harps and angels. Typically seen as an ideal place of beauty, a massive lush enclosed garden with every known exotic plant, animal, and bird.
Lucy thought when she'd die, she'd go to Paradise.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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pArAdoXX

Ye were walking down the street and then pArAdoXX jumped out and pwnd ye
by The architect November 10, 2003
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Trouble in Paradise

when a couple thinks that they have a good relationship but in reality, they hate each other.
(watching someone fight and commenting)...um looks like trouble in paradise over there. SUCKS
by lkosu709 February 4, 2010
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