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Pantherman

An enigmatic being, known to some as a superhero, who saves lives throughout a myriad of American cities. He is relentlessly hunted by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who witnessed Pantherman holding the deceased body of Old Man Abernathy, and presumed Pantherman to be the murderer. He speaks only Catanese. Pantherman always barely escapes the clutches of Arnold.
Pantherman: "Mreow."
Arnold: *Bursts into the room with a shotgun*. "PANTHERMAN!"
Pantherman: "Mreow?"

*Fight ensues*.
by Sgt. Cocksammich August 10, 2009
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Paltrowism

1. A verbal usage coined by or reminiscent of Gwyneth Paltrow. A Paltrowism is an elitist expression uttered with vacant ignorance of what 99% of the world knows by hard experience. Can generally be preceded by the noun "Gwyneth..." as subject of the sentence.

2. An ideology indulged in by Gwyneth, based on the inpenetrable perfection of Gwyneth and her knowledge that the world needs Gwyneth's deep level of enlightenment.

3. Bathos disguised as erudition.
"Conscious uncoupling" is a Paltrowism.

According to Paltrowism, single women working in an office for minimum wage have a much easier life than a hundred-millionaire actress who is financially secure enough to devote all her time to her children, except that she wants more than to be "just" a mother.

"Gwyneth, however, believes differently," is a Paltrowism when uttered by Gwyneth.
by davarinofuntucson May 11, 2014
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Palphoria

The special euphoric feeling you get when you've successfully connected one of your friends with another one of your friends.
They met at one of my parties and now they're good friends, I feel palphoria.
by hellrose February 4, 2015
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panthiest

Most unheard of pointless religion that only makes sense to few people, whom Believe everyone is retarded.
"What's your religion?"
"Panthiest you dumb mother fucker."
by Pointlessmonkey July 28, 2014
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Panther Hug

1) To copulate with one's mate(s) wherein the receiving member is bent over forward and the propagator directly behind, bent over, with arms circumferencing the abdomen of the receiver.

2) To give a warming, energetic, but unexpected hug via approaching from the rear – commonly given to an friend, acquaintance or family member.
1) The tides of my ocean brought forth crashing waves of passion as he encased me with his panther hug.

2) The tides of my ocean brought forth crashing waves of passion as he encased me with his panther hug.
by T3P1D March 15, 2015
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Pantheist

Subscribes to the Pantheons of mythology from the Greek, Romans, Egyptian, and even Hindu. Commonly atheist but enjoys ancient mythological Gods.
I am a Pantheist who prefers Odin, Shiva, and Poseidon. All God's are equal in my mind.
by TooTallTyrion August 12, 2015
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Panther Boogie

To smack a black dick with your hand to make it "boogie".
Tyrone makes me give him panther boogies to make him less sensitive.
by P. Sargent September 9, 2015
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