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Pad-vy

Being envious of people who have iPads.
Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.
by jurvis December 9, 2011
mugGet the Pad-vymug.

alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023
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I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
by TDH12345 May 9, 2024
mugGet the I-pad babymug.

Doggy pad

Yo my G check wat i got in ma doggy pad got bare skills brother
by Step lupid March 26, 2021
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maxi pads

Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.
"I have him change my tampons and maxi pads, I'm boss af, so I'm not worried about it!"
mugGet the maxi padsmug.

1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation

Refers to where you temporarily spin your rectangular mouse-pad a fraction of a turn so that you can roll the mouse diagonally along the pad for maximum "continuous travel-distance" before having to lift the mouse and bring it back up to the top of the pad again. Useful for when you need to move the cursor farther than an entire "top to bottom" or "left to right" sweep of the screen, such as if the web-page is extra long/wide, or if you are needing to view the page with the magnifier racked up considerably.
I always set my cursor's travel-speed at maximum so that I usually don't have to move the mouse very far to navigate the entire screen-area; once in a while I have to look at a really long column of text or images (like if I'm reading a large volume of text or shopping for items on a lengthy catalog-page), though, and so I do a 1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation to minimize my having to perform "fresh-bite hops" with the mouse.
by QuacksO April 3, 2019
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pad

A word that lumps together a) tablet PC, e.g. Apple iPad, b) a sound of synthesizer that is produced by padding it out, c) short for "sanitary pad" or "maxipad"
I brought my pad to the café—not just my iPad for browsing, but also my favorite synth sounds and a sanitary pad just in case!
by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
mugGet the padmug.

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