poon raking

A term guys use when going to the bars to (hopefully) pick up girls. Essentially, it means you
-will be getting enormous amounts of women to flock to you
and due to your "skills", you will be raking in some poon. A rake is not necessary, but may be advantageous, if the woman does not landscape herself.

"I went to the bar last night and wore my new poon raking shirt"

by Straci September 06, 2007

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Poon-put

When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.

"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."

by JonCollinski April 10, 2006

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poon wacker

1.A male who who hurts the girl in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his girl.(adj.)

2.The act of slapping a females crotch after sex.(verb)

3.Someone who always fucks the girl hard no matter what.(adj.)

-dude after i was done i came in her eye and now its all red and stuff.
-why do u always hurt your girl friends man?
-what can i say I'm a poon wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

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poon wagon

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.

a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 22, 2005

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poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

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