by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016
Get the Wisdom Poo mug.One of the most versatile phrases known. Fat poo can be used as an insult, an exclamation of a general displeasure, an exclamation of a general joy, a compliment (similar to saying "you're the shit"), or it could even be used on its own, but only in certain circumstances. These certain circumstances are usually if you are at a friend's house and there is no conversation, you could say fat poo to break the silence. Or perhaps you could say fat poo when you don't really have a response to something.
(insult)
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.
(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!
(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!
(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo
Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!
(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.
(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!
(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!
(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo
Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!
(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao
by Nicky Big Dick September 10, 2016
Get the Fat poo mug.by santorini February 26, 2009
Get the poo jam mug.A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
by tacticalpooinnit December 27, 2012
Get the tactical poo mug.The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.
Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!
by Fart Lord April 21, 2010
Get the Pew Poo mug.(N) \ˈtek-nō ˈpü\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.
Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.
by Bobby-D-Light October 14, 2014
Get the Techno Poo mug.Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.
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