Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
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I took Linda to see blink 182 and at the end of the show she broke her foot ..but she still let me give her the Pittsburgh Ponderosa.
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When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member
John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025
Get the Eggplant Ponderosa mug.Là ponderà is a drink in made up at 4 am on Saturday. It consists of sunny delight orange juice, about 2 teaspoons of lime juice, then you could add tonic water/club soda, flavors of sprite, or unflavored sparkling water, but that it optional.
by Kxrmastinky October 1, 2025
Get the Là ponderà mug.Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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