The British version of the infamous Dirty Gas Pump. Starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.
I know she wants a filthy petrol nozzle when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaurant, but she doesn't tip because she's British.
by Whatstheirface August 25, 2020
Get the Filthy Petrol Nozzle mug.my bbfl , sofia is always there for You when you need her when you are with her u always have a great time sometimes even get in trouble , we your with sofia petrovic you will alwyas find a way to do something stupid but it is always fun and you dont usally regret it . having sofia mach you live every part of life and enjoy every single bit of it . i love you sofia petrovic :)
by ElizaOng08 June 16, 2022
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by mikeytopf December 23, 2007
Get the Pedro Mango mug.The ultimate crim fighting duo. Pedro being born on the Mexican American Border to illegal imigrants. His parents were shocked when he was born with a wrestling mask already attached to his face. Screaming they left him there. A young american couple picked him up and he was brought up as their own. A year later the american couple ( who cannot be named for safety reasons) gave birth to Clyde Meyer. pedro and clyde grew up together in the sleepy town of mexico city (sleepier in 1955) Together they decided to rid the city of evil and became vigilanty fighters.
by rodreguiz January 27, 2009
Get the Pedro and Clyde mug.A game in which two or more people patronise each other in post after post on an internet thread, quickly losing any trace of coherent, respectful argument and regressing to child-like personal attacks.
"Hey man, check out this thread I just cut from the comment feed on that educaton reform piece I wrote. Patro-tennis all the way. Sigh. Why is it so hard to people to argue respectfully, in a way that indicates they're actually interested in challenging their own views and learning from each other?!"
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User 1:
"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."
User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"
User 1:
"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."
User 2:
"Fuck you."
User 1:
"So's your face!"
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User 1:
"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."
User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"
User 1:
"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."
User 2:
"Fuck you."
User 1:
"So's your face!"
by StatusNouveau January 11, 2010
Get the Patro-tennis mug.Pedro speak
I remember I got lost going around the school I couldn't get groom the pool to the the auditorium. That takes REAL skill
It was like my first week in games bay
Translation
I remember i got lost going around the school. I couldn't get from the pool to the auditorium. That takes real skill.
It was my first week in hawkes bay
I remember I got lost going around the school I couldn't get groom the pool to the the auditorium. That takes REAL skill
It was like my first week in games bay
Translation
I remember i got lost going around the school. I couldn't get from the pool to the auditorium. That takes real skill.
It was my first week in hawkes bay
by Urmadasofat June 16, 2010
Get the Pedro speak mug.A hangover.
(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
by The Silly Human February 22, 2011
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