-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't
dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.
by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020
Get the cat personmug. by Yaboinatedogg April 29, 2022
Get the Weird Personmug. A bus person is someone who catches a bus to and from school every day.
you are 25% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school. you are 50% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school BUT you are on the bus for more then 40 minuets. you are 100% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school, your on it for more then 40 minuets, and you have to wake up before 6:30 AM to get to the bus and you get home after 4:15 PM after school on a bus with a bunch of weird people and sexaul girls.
you are 25% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school. you are 50% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school BUT you are on the bus for more then 40 minuets. you are 100% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school, your on it for more then 40 minuets, and you have to wake up before 6:30 AM to get to the bus and you get home after 4:15 PM after school on a bus with a bunch of weird people and sexaul girls.
by man on a bus March 9, 2022
Get the Bus Personmug. A person who understands your heart and life's ways inside and out. Someone (male or female. Friend or family) who completes you and whom you are absolutely closest with. Can be more than one person. These are the people you would kill for. If you have a heart person in your life, you are truly blessed and the happiest person alive. These individuals fulfill your heart and life. Life won't be the same without them. They become your hearts chosen family.
'My best friend Sarah is my Heart person as we grew up together and know each other inside and out. Can't imagine my life without her.'
'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'
'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'
by HeartsPerson November 28, 2020
Get the heart personmug. A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.
by Meantime8877 March 8, 2019
Get the Dirt Personmug. a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.
that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!
i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??
chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??
chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
by michael foolsley September 28, 2013
Get the personal spittoonmug. A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.
by Lawnie G Nome April 9, 2020
Get the pallet personmug.