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Paladin

A term used to describe a very un-urbanized black person
As the Paladin walked down the street, listening to his Rap music and acting "gangsta", i asked myself why black people were still in America?
by Smoogle April 17, 2008
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ret paladins

the weakest form of world of warcraft life possible to play the game, considered weaker than the unfamous claimed "critter" class. often mocked by other players throughout the game.
Twilidragon: im a ret paladin woohoo!!, ret paladins rule =D ima raid in all these flab tastic dungeons!
Kitina: hell nahh keep it ralls up in the game u weak piece of hardened shit.
Lanii: ROFL WHAT A WEAK PALADIN, A RET PALADIN
Twilidragon: =( i suck
by infamous kitina January 13, 2008
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paladins champions of the realm

Paladins champions of the realm is a free2play game full of bugs and a rip off of overwatch
A:Ehi why you don't play paladins champions of the realm?
B:Terminus is a character.
by Leus356 October 22, 2019
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palabra

strange maths word
palabra is a curvy line
This is a palabra graph ''palabalabala''
by Sam W Smith July 18, 2006
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paladin shower

1. When a knight in shiny metal plate armor takes his enemy and hangs him by his feet and then slits his throat and the knight stands underneath so he can get his armor painted red with blood.
King Arthur took a paladin shower after he discovered that Lancelot ravaged Guinevere's vagina.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 23, 2007
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poole palace

A dance dat atl niggaz took from DC
bend yo knees rock yo hipz do da poole palace
by MarieK September 4, 2006
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FFS Smuts Backup Palace

Possibly the greatest internet forum on the World Wide Web. A heady mix of music, chat, gossip, nerdiness, fashion, and diabolical intrigue guaranteed to keep you glued to your keyboard for weeks. Run by the fragrant and devastatingly beautiful Smut, the Backup Palace houses such legendary figures as the might Krburg (god of music and porn), Gemma Golightly (always in a happy spliff-induced daze), the guitar uber-geek Phil Fuckmeiknowmystuff (Cool Gang Leader), rock steady Craig (the rock's Rock), Arthur Fat Fingers (forum apple whore), Crimson Dob (the drinking woman's crumpet), the frightening Knobrothtear (faustian nightmare extraordinaire), Hong Kong Jack (flying the flag at the end of the Empire), "Hoops" Dunkin' Duncan (emo maestro), Maccyl "My Arms Are Not Long FFS!" MacCool (long-armed wonder), Bangmycock (Leeds Lothario), Joe Allatsea and Sam Gouldylocks (super nerds!), Le Girl (style maven and super nerd disciple), Shola (FFS!), Gobby "They're not Neu! tho!" Weasel (forum pariah and all-round legend), and Carmine (Legal Eagle). The Backup Palace includes such awe-inspiring sections as the Snootch to the Bootch club (the best downloads on the internet), the truly amazing Babyjib (cor! what a looker!)'s Fashion Boutique, the Geek's Club, Upcoming "what time is everyone getting there ffs?!" Gigs section, and the rubbish anti-Arsenal Zenon's Sports Emporium (run by Zenon who doesn't get a mention here because he is a spud sucker). There are no doubts: truly the greatest Forum in history
An Average Day's Posting on FFS Smuts Backup Palace includes:

I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)

I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
by Anonymusketeer July 28, 2008
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