shitty panties

Someone who shits in their panties and doesn't change them for weeks

Fran: Did you hear she has shitty panties?

by wackstuffiguess April 14, 2020

Panty puppy

A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...

Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021

pantie pastry

When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.

"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."

by WiJac01 September 18, 2017

Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.

That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!

by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010

Jean Panties

When a girl's shorts are so short they cover just as much as her underwear do.

Damn, she's wearing that black pair of Jean Panties again.

by StellarAce27 September 14, 2016

panty splash

verb. when a woman's pussy suddenly gushes fluid in response to something sexy or erotic, typically unexpected, and/or out of a sexual context.

Hey baby, let me tell you my latest money making scheme. I can sell my worn-at-the-gym underwear online. Need pictures of me with my taped hands at the speed bag, at the bench press, at the leg press...

Oh god, you just made me panty splash!

by encinal October 20, 2018

pantie bug

When a man shoves his penis in a girls panties

Guys! Last night I gave my girl the pantie bug!

by No-need-to-know May 8, 2015