Reverse Panda

An individual - goth or emo especially - that is evil on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside. The reverse of a panda who seems cute but really could scratch your face off.

marylin manson is a reverse panda

by whatevzz March 27, 2009

blind panda

When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away

"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"

by elbmirb April 15, 2008

red panda

A type of bet made for the exchange of oral sex the bet winner has the ability to use this red panda at any moment anytime and the loser must perform immediately. no questions asked. before agreeing to this bet all parties understand that the rules of this bet cannot be alterred.

During a heated argument about wildlife the 2 people were so sure of themselves, 100 percent sure, that they made a red panda bet. it is said after years its still owned by the winner and is waiting for the perfect moment.

by lowflyingmighty December 6, 2013

happy panda

A attractive Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a cute asian girl.

(as an attactive asian woman walks by) HAPPY PANDA!!!!

by Glenn Eason October 24, 2006

black panda

A person that is like a shadow that wont leave u like another word for stalker.

Jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda.
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

OMGPOP Panda

A talking panda with ninja powers that will kill you all.

Watch out for the OMGPOP PANDA- JIMMY! NO!!!!!

by Mr Peep June 3, 2009

panda face

A very cute, slightly sad face

We all stared akwardly at Tina until she made her panda face.

by ManiK December 31, 2006