You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

penis tape

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Yo have you heard penis tape bro

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023

tape boy

hanta sero

i would let tape boy spit in my mouth

by mynameisbarryallenandiamthefas September 6, 2020

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

tape man

A man with tape on himself. He needs to be a chode.

That is a tape man.

by Reynn tanaka August 31, 2017

Tapes

Adjective: extremely bad; completely worthless or hopelessly ineffective

1) I went to the new Bond movie, No Time To Die,with my girlfriend but left halfway through as it was tapes
2) "How was your KFC?"
"Well, the chicken was good but the potato and gravy was taaaapes"

by Toonkiwi November 11, 2021

A large mobi wiener with tape

A dildo with tape

I have a A large mobi wiener with tape

by A large mobi wiener with tape December 25, 2020