Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!

Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022

Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can

"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"

by TweakGod October 14, 2019

milk pipe

A butthole that looks like a vagina

That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.

by Cjgach May 18, 2016

Iron Pipe

1.) The act of doing an unassisted keg stand. 2.) The act of a solo keg stand.

Guy one: "Dude, did you see Chris do an unassisted keg stand???"

Guy two: "Yeah, he just did an Iron Pipe!!!!!!"

by armyman56m July 25, 2010

smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

Cooing pipe

Large pipe used to play a sensual melody for the purpose of luring a man to a designated location. Upon arriving at said location, the man would be met by a “Buncher” (see definition) where his Penis would then be removed and consumed.

The Buncher used her cooing pipe to lure the man to a secret location, because she was hungry for some penis.

by MrSaije May 5, 2021

sky pipe

The pipe in the sky, otherwise known as Skype. Like all pipes in the sky, sometimes it works, sometimes not.

The sky pipe isn't working, must be jammed up with poop, best use facetime instead.

by The wee hag January 27, 2017