Pipe-a-roonski

A fantastic tee shot in golf that is typically hit with the driver and goes very far and straight. This may also be known as and originates from the original word “pipe-a-rooner”. Best used on the golf course when you’re geeking out with the homies
“Wow, that shot Joe just hit was an absolute pipe-a-roonski. I think he’s 290+ right down the middle”
by jmonroe69 June 01, 2021
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broken pipe

Hey I have a broken pipe, you know a Decent Plumber!?
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!
by hippie mafia January 10, 2014
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Charlotte Pipe

A long cannabis smoking device made of PVC pipes. Usualy in the shape of a "U". A long hose runs off one side and a weed bowl on the other. Most of the pipe is filled with water.
Hey dude, get out Charlotte Pipe and that bag you picked up today.
by Whiteman9100 January 20, 2008
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Dumpy Pipes

Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.

Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.

This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.

So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.

Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.

Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."

Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."

Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."

Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."

Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."

Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"

Person A: "Yes daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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Cooing pipe

Large pipe used to play a sensual melody for the purpose of luring a man to a designated location. Upon arriving at said location, the man would be met by a “Buncher” (see definition) where his Penis would then be removed and consumed.
The Buncher used her cooing pipe to lure the man to a secret location, because she was hungry for some penis.
by MrSaije May 05, 2021
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Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can
"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"
by TweakGod October 15, 2019
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Tripe Pipe

"Yeah mate she has a Tripe Pipe
by JLE123 November 12, 2018
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