Grape fairy

A silly idiot or bad person

Lily and Hattie are grape fairys

by TW Flaccid December 29, 2017

Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

Juicy Grape

The act of lubricating the testicles and then accidentally consuming them. Can be used as an expression if someone badly fucked something up or literally if you're like that.

Man, Donald really Juicy Grape'd that pass.

by Pugglefish March 07, 2014

bag of grapes

A play on the phrase “ya bag of.....”, meaning: Aren’t you special all popular for nothing for no reason at all. Just like grapes.

Sam: Oh shes famous for being on youtube

Mr. O: Isnt she a bag of grapes

by MrOSuperMan November 21, 2017

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

by Hdrihner11 October 01, 2015

hot grapes!

A cry of disgust, anguish, or astonishment.

"We have a lot of homework tonight dude" "Hot Grapes!"

by Dr. Chainsmoke October 21, 2009

mushy grape

the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them

jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher

by nineincher October 11, 2010