set myself alight

masturbation

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

lay out the set

When one "lays out the set," that means they are detailing exactly how and why someone is a total bitch. Laying out the set is often done on the other side of a tinted window where the recipient of harsh criticism cannot see or hear the derision.

As a bus pulls up to an airport, two young, idiotic wangsters might see an airport security officer.

Wangster A: Fuckin pigs, muffucka, I fuckin hate pigs. Fuck you, pig! Fuck you! I'll fuckin kick ya face to the curb ya fuckin pig! Fuck you, pig! Fuck you, pig!

Wangster B: Lay out the set, homie! Lay out the set homey! Yeah, lay out the set, homie!

by Strawhenge March 24, 2011

Game, set, match

In internet debate, a bluff added at the end of a specious post that is a desperate and hopeless attempt to recover from having been pwned.

Oh you think you're so smart! Well what about blah blah blah, blah blah blah, and blah blah blah? Game, set, match.

by Gruntmaven May 20, 2009

Bluetooth Head Set

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."

by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

set sex on fire

to indulge in activities that would arouse intense sexual feelings among people.

At the bachelors' party, he set sex on fire and the party virtually turned into a sex party.

by uttam maharjan August 28, 2011

tile set

A rare, strange and disgusting type of porn.

Fucking hell Pete, stop looking at tile sets and do some fucking work.

by dead_passive October 31, 2014

Set Fire to the Rain

To fart while peeing

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022