whore couch

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.

"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."

by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008

couch lady

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m

Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!

by eUaN May 17, 2006

Couch Fucker

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!

this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker

by ugggggmoansigh December 16, 2008

cock couch

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.

Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!

by Hrrothgarr August 2, 2014

jiggity couch

a couch that is used for coitus.

Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?

Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out

Guy#1: I'll take it

by pinkprincess29 February 21, 2011

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018