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whore couch

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.
"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008
mugGet the whore couchmug.

Couch Fucker

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!
this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker
by ugggggmoansigh December 16, 2008
mugGet the Couch Fuckermug.

couch lady

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m
Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!
by eUaN May 17, 2006
mugGet the couch ladymug.

cock couch

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.
Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!
by Hrrothgarr August 2, 2014
mugGet the cock couchmug.

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob
Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato
by Mr susu November 21, 2018
mugGet the Couch potatomug.

jiggity couch

a couch that is used for coitus.
Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?

Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out

Guy#1: I'll take it
by pinkprincess29 February 21, 2011
mugGet the jiggity couchmug.

That couch tho

These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.
Zand: "That couch tho."

Pel: "Tru."
by boilingpoop January 11, 2020
mugGet the That couch thomug.

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