A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.
"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008

by ugggggmoansigh December 16, 2008

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m
by eUaN May 17, 2006

by Hrrothgarr August 2, 2014

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?
Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out
Guy#1: I'll take it
Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out
Guy#1: I'll take it
by pinkprincess29 February 21, 2011

These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.
by boilingpoop January 11, 2020
