The Perfect Arse

A 30 degree concave chunk of fine-ised smooth warm flesh.
by Big Dave (Yeah Go on MUG ME) February 25, 2004
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Piss arse

Used around Milton Keynes and Newport Pagnell as a referance towards drinking carlsberg, (brewed in Northampton neighbouring town) Derogitory term for a poor class of lager.
Awwww narrr bruvv I ent drink here they've only go Piss Arse on tap!
by Drew Russell January 29, 2009
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cushion arse

An emormous arse generally sicking out a lot and provides a soft surface to sit on rather like a cushion.
mannnn that girl has a cushion arse
by elizabeth April 18, 2005
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gringo's arse

This is an uncomfortable ailment that occurs between the buttock cheeks. This malady is caused by excessive sweat between the cheeks and the friction of them rubbing together leading to a chapped backside. It is often due to a long bike ride on a particularly hot day. Gringo's arse is usually accompanied by Foy smell.
Nah man! Theres no way I'm gannin oot for a walk today, I've got a canny dose of gringo's arse!
by Valetudo March 26, 2004
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chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss
fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse
by barry bouffante May 10, 2006
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arse farmer

1_Someone with gay tendencies , that are normally very supppressed until he becomes stressed or impaired by alcohol.
2_Someone of lower intelligence that cannot handle stress or jibes, normally reverts to kicking boxes.
did you see Bob yesterday, when he got upset he carried on like such an arse farmer
by Mr Littler September 29, 2005
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arse face

someone who is undeniably ugly; someone who's face resembles a hairy ass.
by capn t March 25, 2005
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