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Beaver Bomb

A beaver bomb is the female version of a teabag.
"John passed out at the party the other day, and Cindy totally beaver bombed him!"
by TallulahChallulah July 28, 2016
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Beaver Money

An amount of money that is saved up over a period of time that can only be used at the next visit to a strip club
Marty - Hey, you wanna go the strip tonight? Bill - Yeah definitely. Haven't been for ages and got $60's of beaver money saved up.
by Braddo February 4, 2014
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Beaver Spotting

The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.
“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one
by Little_Digital September 19, 2021
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beaver berries

Crusted pieces of feces, dried semen, blood, vaginal discharge or other similar substance found on the pubic hair of a woman. More common in the 1970s and 80s when hairy pussy was popular. Can be found on gutter sluts with poor personal hygiene.
What do you think Hillary is doing tonight? Probably combing the beaver berries out of her bush.

I am not going camping without a shower for that long again. By the third day I had a patch of beaver berries to harvest.
by Father Tyme January 6, 2014
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Beaver Butter

The result of a woman's cum and a man's ejaculation mixed together after sexual relations.
"Babe, hand me a towel... I gotta wipe off all this Beaver Butter".
by Not_Your_Mother's_Butter December 30, 2021
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beaver bite

The remnants of blood left over from a lapdance having been performed by a lady-of-the-night on her period.
Bro, check out this beaver bite Destiny left on my jeans last night at Peek-a-boobs!
by Ticklish Tapir December 16, 2018
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Beaver shit

When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.
Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!

Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.

My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
by msmaddiesiegel@gmail.com January 18, 2019
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