Nice guy dilemma

When you such a nice guy everyone likes you but then the girl you like dumps you because she feels guilty of not being able to reciprocate.

You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma

A: I got dumped yesterday by my gf , said I was too nice for her
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma

by Red motherducking ducks1 January 7, 2020

nice cock awesome balls

nice cock awesome balls

Person 1: "What's up dude"
Persone 2: "Nice cock awesome balls"

by Alber to January 17, 2020

nuff niceness

It is the name of a Jamaican restaurant where I live. We use it when something is really good.

"Canada won the gold medal."

"Nuff niceness on the win."

by Paul September 7, 2004

Be Nice To Alexis Day

Every month on the 16th is "Be Nice To Alexis Day". Every person has to be nice to someone named Alexis for the whole day and must do everything Alexis says.

"Hey, today is june 16th!"
"What's june 16th?"
"It's Be Nice To Alexis Day!"
"Oh wow, let's go and be nice to Alexis now!"

by JAMIEBABIERABIEHABIE June 15, 2021

nice guy

A man who you can call late at night just because you're looking for someone to talk to. He would never speak ill of anyone, never harm a person unless absolutely necessary, never cheat and is always honest. Will help you move just because you're friends and doesn't ask for favors in return. Isn't sleazy and wouldn't take advantage of a person in a drunken or mourning state.

Often times, this nice guy doesn't have a girlfriend because women usually go for jerks and just make friends with the nice guy.

Pity for him, don't you think?

by kavakale July 14, 2004

nice guy

An unattractive, emotionally stunted straight male who whines to female friends and dates, "Girls only like assholes. They don't like nice guys like me." Unlike genuinely kind and intelligent men, who easily find themselves in serious relationships, a "nice guy" wards women off with his abrasive personality, self-pity, and/or slovenly appearance, and blames his sexual rejection on the failings of womankind, while simultaneously imagining himself as nothing but God's gift to them. "If only those dumb bitches knew that I'd treat them right!"

Once in a relationship, a "nice guy" tends to either be verbally abusive or extremely clingy and overbearing.

Go into any mixed group of friends. Say that the statement "girls don't like nice guys" is false. The first guy to cry, "But it's true!" is always the most unattractive person in the group, without fail.

by heyprettybaby December 6, 2010

a nice cup of shut the fuck up

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.

-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

by udgodess August 24, 2011