Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.
1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
by MrKapper December 3, 2005
Get the the apple never falls far from the treemug. Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.
by Bigjohnstud September 26, 2005
Get the mashed like never beforemug. ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7
it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022
Get the NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!mug. usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
by savannuh March 19, 2009
Get the I never promised you a rose gardenmug. We're No Stranger To Love, You Know The Rules And So Do I (i x3). I Have No Commence What I'm Thinking Of. And I'm NeVeR GoNnA gIvE yOu uP.
by Bean-bean man March 12, 2021
Get the Never Gonna Give You Upmug. Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015
Get the never use a condom more than oncemug. Never let them take you alive means that in situations that resemble a choice between surrender or fighting to the death, choose to fight. If the enemy is going to take your body, it it sure as hell isn’t going to be alive.
(Javier) “Wow, there’s just no hope for living the life I pictured.”
(Marsha) “Stop whining and suck it the fuck up, Javier! Never let them take you alive.”
(Soldier) “Never let em take you alive.”
(Marsha) “Stop whining and suck it the fuck up, Javier! Never let them take you alive.”
(Soldier) “Never let em take you alive.”
by RightDown2ChinatownCharlyBrown April 8, 2020
Get the never let them take you alivemug.