Nelson

A Nelson is a kid with severe brain damage

Look at Isaac Next to Nelson. Isaac Looks so cute

- Girls

by ItzPlix December 5, 2021

Levi Nelson

Has good big dick, Always shows up when needed. Always will smoke u out and the coolest guy you know

Levi Nelson got me high ash

by Urmom42005 September 3, 2025

Nelson

A slang term for really good weed.

I got ahold of some really good Nelson this weekend.

Got some Nelson if you wanna partake later.

by Buckeyesooner October 28, 2020

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is one of those people that’s so horny with males and females. When you meet a Nelson, he will be very shy at first. But when you get to know him he will abuse the hell out of you. His friends make fun of him because of he’s acne. He has more acne than friends.

Girl: Nelson is weird and ugly.
Boys: I know, that’s why he’s popular

by Iver6ers October 20, 2019

Pulled a Nelson

When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.

The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans

Did your new coworker show up for the dinner? No they pulled a Nelson.

by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023

Nelson

Fatfat

Oh look.
It’s a wild nelson.
Look out! Its gonna trample you

by Drippydrub February 19, 2020