Auto Correct

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF

TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"

by coonified07195 March 30, 2016

auto-tuss

A state of being that results from successfully putting in the leg work to hooking up with a member of the opposite sex and simply waiting for the events to transpire.

She made it clear she was interested in giving me a blow job 30 minutes into the party, so I just put it on auto-tuss.

by Jman7Billion August 12, 2008

auto-doctor

Slang term for a mechanic.

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.

by I702Maverick93 March 29, 2016

Bike Theft Auto

Name of hit film series created by two intelligent men

Bike Theft Auto is the best movie

by Jotroublegames November 19, 2021

auto stec

any person in a vehicle that drives by your house that you don't want to be seen by.

some yells "auto stec" and everyone ducks.

by Deb_V November 12, 2006

Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.

Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.

by AnotherAlias January 17, 2019

auto dildo

An automatic dildo that goes in and out

I used my auto dildo today daddy!

by DAT boi 115 January 24, 2017