Nelson

When player tosses a bag and smacks it into the front of the board during a Cornhole match.

We would have won that match, but Adam threw a Nelson and blew it.

by Shiloh Shenanigans July 20, 2023

Jasauni Nelson

A unique example of self awareness and discipline to the dreams and aspirations of himself compassion and understanding for others most importantly the positive empowerment of words that creates motivation that is Jasauni Nelson

Jasauni Nelson is a friend to appreciate.

by 1705 July 27, 2023

Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

mindy Nelson

A fat count and a big narcissist that can’t hand the truth and blames other ppl to make herself feel good.

I’m mindy Nelson and I’m not happy with myself

by Mike Hanson August 24, 2023

Nelson George

I found his words one day on the walls of the town, and I found more and more
I found him one night on the ground of my street and I found more and more
I found him one time down my window
I found him mornings in the cafe
I found him cycling near the river
I found his books behind Le musee
I found him trying to scare me so often
I found a wolf
An elephant and more
I found him coming into my belief
I found him behind sunglasses
I found him here
How did I find him and why
I let now my questions

Nelson George
This is about human being

Nelson George is a mistery

by Coris August 30, 2023

Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Nelson primary school, Whitton

Nelson is a shitty racist school, unable to see potential of clever students. They do not care for bullying at all

hey, Nelson primary school, Whitton is such a bad school.

by MHA_the_anime October 1, 2023